What did one flea say to the other when they walked out of the movies? Shall we walk or take the dog?
Photography Has Gone To The Dogs
What do you get when you add one laser pointer and two insane dogs? Infinite amusement for all of you, that’s what. I’ve finally figured out how to get Daisy to ignore the camera and let me take all the photos I want of her. Victory!! Oh, and I got to play with my new light some more and brush up on my pet photography skilz. Sweet!
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money. ~Joe Weinstein
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
“Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” — Anne Tyler
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown
